thefrankiieffect: why-thats-absurd: bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: imjohnlocked: doctorspockspaceman: tardisbluebird: I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs. lock your doors did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face The night before sherlock is the doctor who 50th anniversary HIDE YO KIDS AND HIDE YO TUMBLR CAUSE SHERLOCK IS COMING...
eezybree: in horse you don’t say “i love you” you say “neigh neigh snort neigh whinny snort” which roughly translates to “give me a carrot you little shit” i think thats really beautiful
im-being-sarcastic-of-course: I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision because you don’t understand on Saturday Europe goes to war
Teacher: Are you done with your exam?
Me: Bitch, I might be.
Clark Gregg is an actor so talented even I couldn’t kill him [so] I built...– - Joss Whedon at the ABC Upfront (via fuckyeahjosswhedon)
lokilovers: i-have-fuckface-itis: wikatiepedia: wikatiepedia: have you ever noticed that one side of tom hiddleston’s face always looks really intense and strong and the other side always looks really innocent and sorrowful [ABLE-BODIED AND ROBUST TOM] [SAD AND INCULPABLE TOM] [POWERFUL AND STAUNCH TOM] [SWEET AND VIRTUOUS TOM] he keeps doing the thing [I’M GONNA...
Star Trek Into Darkness
Bones: Tell me it's going to be alright.
Spock: I don't have the intelligence nor the confidence to do so, doctor.
Bones: Well, you're a real comfort.
I NEED THERAPY AFTER STAR TREK JESUS CHRIST I JUST CAN’T AND I KNEW SOME SPOILERS BUT NOT ALL AND NOW I’M FREAKING DEAD
yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”